I've come up with the greatest idea for a reality show ever.

So you have all probably seen on the news where they photographed that amazon tribe that have never been seen or interacted with before. Well my idea is to start air-dropping random objects and things into their village and see how they interact with them.

In the first episode, we would drop in a big box of Chinese finger traps and those fake cans of nuts that have the snakes jump out when you open the lid. Then in more episodes, we could do stuff like drop an MP3 boombox loaded with DMB and see what they do in the presence of great music.

For the finale, we would tranquilize the entire tribe, fly them to New York City and wake them up in the middle of time square. It is my humble opinion that this would be the greatest spectacle ever shown on tv and it could easily dethrone American Idol. Who supports me in this endeavor?

Holy shit. Brilliant.

I would watch it repeatedly. Seriously, figure out what you have to do to get money for that idea. Then sell it to Fox.

The only hiccup I might encounter would be the the activists who want to preserve the planet and all that. Since there are only about a hundred uncontacted tribes still in existence the hippies would want to preserve them. That would also limit the number of possible seasons the show could have.