Wedding Date

For all of my brothers of padre. The date of my virginity losing is now offically September 1st.(If I can hang on till then, holy shit you put a ring on their finger and belief's, morals, and all that shit just flys out the window.) Anyways I would be honored to have you all there. I think it's around 6 p.m. but that still could change.

I'll be there for sure. And for those who don't know, that's my birthday, so, while Daniel is having his 14 seconds of fun after the wedding, we'll be partying it up somewhere.

Try and put locks on your zippers Daniel. Even the thought of marriage makes girls panties evaporate.

Yes we all know from your example.

So true, hence my advice. The word "Marriage" is like sexual cat nip to girls. Just do what you can. Either way, September 1st will be an amazing day for you guys. I'm honored to share that day.

Potty Patty wrote:So true, hence my advice. The word "Marriage" is like sexual cat nip to girls. Just do what you can. Either way, September 1st will be an amazing day for you guys. I'm honored to share that day.

I'm just glad it's going to be an all day "The Best Kick In The Balls" fest. Spend all day getting ready for the wedding, the big event, and when Daniel & Katie honor the Lord in a covenant (fucking), then the rest of us will be celebrating the shit out of Johnson's birthday! Oh man.. I just wet myself.

It's going to be one hell of a day thats for sure.

Oh so it has moved up. Definitely gonna have a good time. I'll be working on my toast. Expect something like, "Here's to honor! If you can't cum in her, cum on 'er.".

if that turns out to be your toast, then I will toast to your toast, genius! Daniel, I am excited for you, i'll be out there at least a week before, if not more to help you get ready and party it up!

My friend....I can't tell you how excited I am for you guys. This is AWESOME! And I shall be there with a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other, singing, "When the world ends" from the middle of the crowd during the ceremony......if Janell lets me.....

Welcome to marriage

Yeah thats the only part of marriage that i'm not looking forward too. Although most of my friends only come around a few times a year so it won't be so bad.

Sugarcane wrote:Yeah thats the only part of marriage that i'm not looking forward too. Although most of my friends only come around a few times a year so it won't be so bad.

Wait, I'm confused, what is it you're not looking forward to? There's something I must've missed.

Potty Patty wrote:

Sugarcane wrote:Yeah thats the only part of marriage that i'm not looking forward too. Although most of my friends only come around a few times a year so it won't be so bad.

Wait, I'm confused, what is it you're not looking forward to? There's something I must've missed.

I second that, Johnson. Daniel must be talking about sex.

In derek's comment right before mine, he said if janell lets him. I should have explained it in mine too. I'll miss the whole freedom to do as I want and go where I please.